Sometimes it's hard to be a woman...

...especially when you have the genetalia of a man.

That's how the song goes anyway. It's hard to be a writer too. Life gets in the way. I'm totally envious of real life writers who have the opportunity to write for three or four hours at a stretch. If I could do that, I'd be a very happy man.

But I may not. I have bills to pay, work to do and a girlfriend to love.